Lonesome Dove

Things I do when I'm alone:

I. Domestic chores:
   a. cleaning
       1. bathroom
       2. light fixtures
       3. bre's hookah
   b. organizing
       1. turning the dark, cold dungeon into a bright, warm office and guest room
   c. cooking/ baking
        1. strawberry shrub soda
        2. meatballs (which were fucking amazing, pecorino romano is the secret)
II. Obsessing
    a. hand washing and lotioning
        1. It isn't a "my hands are dirty" thing, it's a "I want to use every lotion I have" thing.
    b. masturbation
    c. watering my plants and checking the leaves
    d. checking to make sure the oven is turned off
        1. I am afraid the knobs are on and leaking gas
    e. checking the locks on all the doors, even the ones in the house
    f. making sure the damper is closed on the fireplace
III. Working
   a. steaming milk
        1. The plunge
        2. The scream
        3. The paper tearing
        4. The froth
        5. The muffle
        6. The click
        7. The pour
   b. engaging customers
        1. seeing old regulars
        2. picking new crushes
   c. beverages
        1. Rebecca's Ruby Slipper: Iced Venti H20 5 pump raspberry 1 pump peach Passion Tea
        2. Hug in a Cup: short breve toffee nut white mocha with caramel drizzle
        3. Skinny Girl: Iced or hot grande skinny cinnamon dolce latte with sprinkles
        4. Dick in the Ass: Iced single venti vanilla iced coffee with room, top with a touch of heavy whipping cream and cinnamon.
  

I'm too tired to finish, maybe later.